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Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
Breast In Show Straws - 12 reusable straws
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Breast In Show Straws

Congrats on your new boobs!

$23

12 reusable twirly straws

Straws measure 10 " (aka, they're great for cocktails!)

Removable acrylic smiley charm

No matter the size, celebrate your new silicones with a cocktail and our cute boob straws!

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