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PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw - 24 penis straws

PG-13 P*nis Straw

Possibly mom approved...?!

$13

Includes: 12 purple straws + 12 pink straws

Straws measure 10" (aka, they’re great for cocktails!)

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We know your bride said she didn’t want penises, but is it even a bach party without them?! (Answer: No) We took our Same Straw Forever, toned it down a bit, and voila: the PG-13 P*nis Straw was born.

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