Crisis Averted Banner
You're twenty something, congrats!
Quarter Life Crisis Banner, 4 feet
Silver glitter finish - think sparkly + luxe.
Pre-strung and ready to party
Some of your friends have kids, some barely have jobs and you can't figure out if Instagram's cheugy or not. No worries - you're still a smoke show and you've never been smarter. Crisis averted! Now grab a drink and revel in your youth before the next crisis hits... *the mid life one*.
Parties Well With...
30
Same Straw Forever
30 penis straws + confetti
P3N!5 Curtain
rose gold penis foil curtain
Sorry Mom Veil
iridescent foil penis veil
XL Penis Balloon
40" rose gold foil balloon
24
PG-13 P*nis Straw
24 penis straws
